Interrupts

When a guy starts interrupting you, just ask him, “Where’s your girlfriend?”- it presupposes that he has one. And it looks like I am totally friendly towards him. At least that’s how it looks… There is no good answer to it. Whatever he says, I win. If he says that he has a girlfriend in front of her, he will lose his chances. If he says that he doesn’t have a girlfriend, I usually hug the girl and say, “He’s not bad looking, is he? He should have a girlfriend for sure. I don’t see why you don’t have one.